05 May 2013

Breath

Oh, the brevity of life.
A kiss, a sigh, a wave goodbye.

Please stay a moment longer. Please tarry just a bit. Please. Just... please.

Do your fingers feel number? Are your feet a little colder? Is God a little nearer?

I understand. I don't understand. I fear. I do not fear. Please stay. Please go. Please, above all, have God's abiding peace.

Goodbye, goodbye. We will meet again, by and by.

Don't fear, Daddy's here. He will comfort you in the dark cold night. He promises a warm, eternal light.

Peace. Oh abiding peace. Please stay and never leave.

01 May 2013

On starting writing again part deux

So I showed the blog post to the Husband over brunch which he read hurriedly in between mouthfuls and balancing a squirmy Bub on his lap while skilfully avoiding a disaster potentially involving iced tea. I asked him what he thought of it and he smiled, saying it's nice.

He also asked "What are Birkins?" and with a flash of enlightenment said "ohhhh, Birkenstocks ah?"

Yes dear, yes.

I'd like a pair of Birkins please.

On starting writing again

Hello blog, it's been a while. In between the last time I blogged and now, my life has changed some and remained the same some. And life is good, because God is good.

The biggest change in my life is the addition of a little bub, our precious angel cutie pie who keeps us up at night and kicks us awake in the morning - the Bubs. And here I'll refrain from gushing about how cute and adorable she really is, because I'll only use superlatives (and mean every last word) and because words won't do justice to how much we adore her.

But I'll say this - having a baby certainly accentuates the simplest pleasures in life. The best part of the day is waking up and feeling the little warm bun next to you and the moment is yours to savour as you thank God for her and The Husband, before she wakes up and cries for her milk and your day starts in full force once again. The other best part of the day is giggling in bed as a happy trio while making fart noises and playing peek a boo with blankets stained with snot and drool. The OTHER best part of the day is when you go home after a long day and get to hug a smiling wriggling drooling bundle.

Right now we're out for brunch - the best part of the day - and it's clichéd but true, that with a kiddo, your bank account is smaller and your clothes are shabbier and your figure is... well, fuller, but I wouldn't change anything for a thousand limited edition Birkins in the world.

22 May 2010

Fighting a Losing Battle

There is this uneasy truce at home now -- we don't lock up the cat and she doesn't emotionally blackmail us with her wails and whines. With that, we've learnt that an exercise in futility is doing housework when there's a cat around that refuses to be locked up. After cleaning the toilet where its kitty litter is placed, all it needs to do is pay the tray a visit, and voila, litter scattered all over. After vacuuming every corner of the floor, it will inexplicably be covered by a light layer of fur.

Perhaps all I need to do is to go with the flow -- why do housework when clearly it doesn't make a difference to our living standards? The time spent could be better used to play Plants Vs Zombies, and that much more pleasurable too.

Right now, HoudiMimi likes to scratch my shoe bag, which I've left on the floor, near the door. The Husband thinks that we should encourage HoudiMimi to scratch the shoe bag, lest it develops an unhealthy taste for scratching wood, in which case our house will be destroyed, since we have a penchant for wooden furniture.

Our last bastion is the bedrooms and the storeroom. The Iron-Willed Cat seems hellbent on exploring these areas. We'll see how long we can last. May the force be with us.

13 May 2010

Houdini In Da House

The Cat has figured out how to open the toilet door. It has tasted freedom and now refuses to be locked up in a spacious toilet with everything it needs. No, that is no longer enough; it now wants the Dining Table, the Full Length Curtains, and my Shoe Bag.

It's now a free cat, roaming our house as it likes.

Intuition and I are defeated by HoudiMimi, a scarily smart cat that has figured out the intricacies of The Toilet Door and The Storeroom Door.

It responds to scoldings by acting super duper cute, such that we will drop our harsh tone and succumb to its charms, dropping to our knees, scratching its chin, saying "ooohhh you sho cute, you sho cute..."

We're so doomed.

05 May 2010

The New (Temporary) Member of the Family

Life has changed over the weekend. The Husband and I now have a crippling addiction to the awesome game, Plants Vs Zombies, and there is a new member to our small household -- a cat. Well, to be sure, it's a temporary resident that is renting our common toilet for about 2 months, but still, it's an adjustment for us.

Pre-cat era, The Husband and I languish in bed in the mornings until it's absolutely crucial to get up to get to work at all; now we get up earlier to change kitty litter, give it some food and affection, sweep up the scattered kitty litter around the bathroom floor and let it roam around the house. Pre-cat era, we didn't care what time we got home, as long as we get some sleep that night; now, we make sure we're home earlier to pander to the needs and wants of Queen Cat, clearing up her mess and giving her affection according to her demands.

My mum, the faithful Nagger and Naysayer, tells me that my house will be covered in fur and given the track record I've had with housework, she predicts that the value of my flat will depreciate drastically due to the fur and cat smell that will linger on til Kingdom comes. My dad says, with both hands raised, "as long as it remains YOUR problem and not MY problem."

I asked friends who keep cats, how do they deal with the fur? The most honest answer I've gotten is: "Cats and fur come together. Don't fight it, it's not worth it. Fur always wins." Well, now.

How did the cat end up on our lap? A friend of a friend has a housing issue and needs to keep the cat somewhere temporarily. My friend then asked me if I'd like to keep itand I said ok, let's give it a try. I honestly don't know why he approached me in the first place, since I've never kept any pets, and the only time I've demonstrated any affinity to cats is when I pet strays. Coincidentally, a few weeks earlier, I was smsing The Husband, saying that in this lifetime, it'll be nice to have kept a dog, a cat, and to raise about two kids. So when the opportunity came to test drive this dream, we took it!

Some fun facts:
- The cat is named Mimi, but The Husband wants to rename it "Cleopatra, The Sun Goddess", inspired by the regal way she claimed the kitchen rug for herself when she reclined on it.
- It looks an awful lot like Puss from Shrek, especially the gorgeous green eyes.
- It likes to squeeze inside shoeboxes, low shelves and dark corners. It's also partial to hiding behind curtains. SO ADORABLE.

In the mean time, I've got friends who are now asking to visit to see the cat. Not because they want to visit us. Because. Of. The Cat. It makes me wonder about the friends we have and the company we keep.

14 April 2010

Happy birthday to Mum!

It's my mum's birthday today.

I remember one fateful year, on a particularly bad day at home when everyone was stepping on everyone's toes and yelling matches between my mum and I escalated to total icy silence at the dinner table, punctuated by the obligatory banging of bowls to signify how angry we both were, which was suddenly broken when she started crying silently. *Stunned, guilty, very very guilty silence.* And she finally stammered out "It's... my birthday today. And nobody remembered."

O_O

*frantic secret smses to the Brother, who was out on a date, saying "COME HOME NOW EMERGENCY BUY CAKE MUM'S BDAY NO ONE REMEMBERED. HURRY SHE'S CRYING."*

You bet your last dollar that we'll remember her birthday every darn year from then on. And you bet we overcompensated the following year, replete with an expensive surprise birthday cake at Grandma's and many many hugs and kisses and well wishes. Of course, every year she would remind us of the horrible time when we forgot her birthday, but that's another story altogether.

So I'd just like to put it on record that I have the best mum in the world, who taught me not to waste time on self pity, who taught me to always look on the bright side of things and to be positive no matter what. The mum who taught me the importance of lovely bags and shoes, and demonstrated how a wardrobe full of classic pieces is more lasting and classy than trendy cheap chic clothes. I've also picked up bad habits from her, such as sleeping really late and obsessively trying to top our personal Bejewelled high scores. I've inherited her sweet smile and short stumpy legs, as well as her love for nail polish and several of her branded bags. I can't imagine my world without her and am proud to call her my mum.

Happy birthday mum. I love you!

22 February 2010

My Bad (Spelling)

I am a bad person.

I do bad things behind people’s back and sometimes, I don’t feel the least bit sorry about it.

One of the bad things I like to do is to write down words that they enunciate wrongly, spelling it according to how they pronounce, and then laugh about it after that.

No, I still don’t feel bad. It must be because I’m not a good person.

Here is a list I gathered from a meeting. I wrote this list down so that I won’t fall asleep in front of him.

- Bacheror
- Examper
- Pwojecks
- Exproar
- Poposal
- Dispray
- Principers
- Directioner sign
- Letail hosplitality
- Projek lrelevant to industly
- Interear design
- We hap velly gud prace

Edit: Here is another that grates on my ears, but not from the said meeting...
- Valemtime's Day